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DID THAT FUCKING SMOTHER YOUR DAMNED BRAIN YOU FUCKING MORON?!

see this? this is why I mess with you. you make it TOO EASY

have another

you HAVE to have this problem a lot

like I just spent 20 minutes looking for something to make fun of that "because you're worth it" ad by whatsthecompany but then I found this one and it's also true? chicks have to hate you

What worth it bullshit are you spouting now - or are you bitching because my hair is better than yours?

HOW FUCKING PETTY CAN YOU BE?

DON'T YOU HAVE A DAMNED JOB TO DO? WORTHLESS BASTARD.

Edited 2017-02-18 04:04 (UTC)

nah my hair is great. just objective fact. it's got the sexy swoosh and everything and takes no effort. unlike your princess tresses. #iwokeuplikethis

also it's called #multitasking

#beeyotch

(that's what the kids use instead of bitch now kinda weird but hilarious right thought you'd like it)

What are you, fucking five? And it’s called avoidance and dereliction of duty, idiot. Look it up and spend less time-wasting others with your idiocy. I doubt I’ll like anything you find interesting, Old Man.

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[ Which is. Not a joke. Kanda will be receiving a stupid meme every day from now until he manages to figure out how to get it to stop... Good luck, Kanda. ]

[It takes quite some time before Kanda answers, because he's had to figure out just where or how to find the shit that speaks on Jack's level. But when he does... ]