see this? this is why I mess with you. you make it TOO EASY
have another
you HAVE to have this problem a lot
like I just spent 20 minutes looking for something to make fun of that "because you're worth it" ad by whatsthecompany but then I found this one and it's also true? chicks have to hate you
Thank you for signing up for DAILY MEME. You will now receive DAILY MEMES hand-selected for dankness! >o<
[ Which is. Not a joke. Kanda will be receiving a stupid meme every day from now until he manages to figure out how to get it to stop... Good luck, Kanda. ]
[It takes quite some time before Kanda answers, because he's had to figure out just where or how to find the shit that speaks on Jack's level. But when he does... ]
[ See 'exhibit a', tucked away into Kanda's belongings by a certain someone before parting ways after the Peace Summit. The charm is simple, as is the bracelet's nylon cord (hand-braided by Sion, no doubt, in his free time over the course of the days), but the note which accompanies it is as florid as anything: ]
Kanda,
May your next venture take you precisely where you wish to go, and may nothing ever be beyond your reach. May you fight on, and perhaps one day...
May you find hard-won peace with the people you cherish most.
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lotusmesenpai) wrote2017-01-01 02:23 am
I'M HERE
ever heard of roasts
because I am READY. like this isn't a question so much as a friendly warning that you're about to get roasted
NOW GO AWAY
...
......
I will kill you before you try to cook me, fucker.
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more importantly
hahahaha do you seriously think it's literal? oh my god. rich. no I'm just going to insult you until you figure out how to block my number
at which point I'll get a new one
suckaaaaaaaa
just sit back and relax because guess what mr. literal
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have another
you HAVE to have this problem a lot
like I just spent 20 minutes looking for something to make fun of that "because you're worth it" ad by whatsthecompany but then I found this one and it's also true? chicks have to hate you
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HOW FUCKING PETTY CAN YOU BE?
DON'T YOU HAVE A DAMNED JOB TO DO? WORTHLESS BASTARD.
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also it's called #multitasking
#beeyotch
(that's what the kids use instead of bitch now kinda weird but hilarious right thought you'd like it)
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And it’s called avoidance and dereliction of duty, idiot. Look it up and spend less time-wasting others with your idiocy.
I doubt I’ll like anything you find interesting, Old Man.
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[ Which is. Not a joke. Kanda will be receiving a stupid meme every day from now until he manages to figure out how to get it to stop... Good luck, Kanda. ]
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[There's a princess for you, Bastard.]
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YOU'RE LEARNING
nah who am I kiddin lavi totally looked that up for you. tell him I said hi
oh yeah and
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You're really fucked in the head. You know that, right?
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you know that right
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Fuck off, Old Man.
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talk to you next time princess
DELIVERY?! KIND OF.....
Kanda,
May your next venture take you precisely where you wish to go, and may nothing ever be beyond your reach. May you fight on, and perhaps one day...
May you find hard-won peace with the people you cherish most.
Until we meet again,
-S.
Text; un: mugen
And while he's used to Sion's... unusual... speech patterns... this sounds very much like the bleeding heart was disappearing on him again.
Surprisingly, the idea leaves him feeling vaguely uncomfortable.]
The fuck is that card supposed to mean? You sound even more cryptic than usual.
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A text that is from Kanda???
Yu Kanda, whose way is to go out of his way not to acknowledge the sentimental, sappy, bullshit that is Sion's own way???
….that is….
Unexpected. A bit nice. But at the same time, Sion almost wishes that the man hadn't chosen to write back. ]
You have never before received well-wishes and a goodbye?
[ An oddly permanent-sounding goodbye, but even so it is still something which might be banished with the introduction of levity: ]
But then again, you've a penchant for cordoning yourself off before most might even have the chance.
Perhaps I should not be surprised.